What would your battle dialogue be?

Lets say you were allowed to create your own battle dialogues in Pokemon Battles. By "your own" I mean completely new. Not one of those "GO!! _______" or "It's all thanks to _______" stuff. That's just entirely crappy, no freedom at all. So I thought, what if we were allowed to turn it to talkative little creatures from silent boring characters? What would your dialogues be? Here's a form-like layout for your dialogue:

When challenging/challenged by someone:
When sending out your first Pokemon:
Switching out Pokemon:
Switching in Pokemon:
Win:
Lose:

So here's my dialogue:

When challenged/challenging: If I win, buy me some coffee!
When sending out first Pokemon: ______, it's show time!
Switching out Pokemon: Coffee break.
Switching in Pokemon: Lets rock, ______!
Win: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Lose: I can still haz coffee, right?

lol u must want some coffee huh xD
When challenged/challenging: time to play with my babies
When sending out first Pokemon: ______, i luv u... BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM!
Switching out Pokemon: o its ok n.n
Switching in Pokemon: it's ur turn darling, ______!
Win: HA MY POKEMON BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU
Lose: hmm.. i still luv my darlings

When challenging/challenged by someone: o_o
When sending out your first Pokemon: ovo /
Switching out Pokemon: ono /
Switching in Pokemon: ouo /
Win: n_n !!
Lose: u_u;

I know. It's win.

When challenging/challenged by someone: Ohai. Want some toys? Oh, battle. Now that's different.
When sending out your first Pokemon: Pulverizing time, (pokemon's name)!
Switching out Pokemon: Good job, (pokemon's name) you did very well.
Switching in Pokemon: Say hello to (pokemon's name)!
Win: Good Game, Sir.
Lose: It's okay. You'll surely win next time =)

When challenging/challenged by someone: go ahead, entertain me
When sending out your first Pokemon: LETS GET SRS!
Switching out Pokemon: pathetic
Switching in Pokemon: RAAAH!
Win: you need more training before you can beat me
Lose: RAEGGGGGGGGGGG

When challenging/challenged by someone: :O
When sending out your first Pokemon: =D
Switching out Pokemon: D=
Switching in Pokemon: ORANGES
Win:
Lose:

u know u just copied varry and thats all >.>

Well, not really; you see, he uses ORANGES, and his emoticons require you to turn your head, except the smilies. Otherwise, yeah, he copied me.

You can do that in Noobish PBR.

Challenge: Feel da grampeh powur!
Switching in: GTFO of your pokeball already!
Swtching out: You should have fainted!
Win: Well, duh, i won.
Lose: Obv you got major hax, bish

Grampeh powur! It just scares me, DUN DUN DUN D:

Anyhoo, nice dialogues everyone. Did anything come up with anything fresh except for stuff that is made up of what was once supposed to be a symbol or an alphabet, also commonly known as an emoticon? Do post!

When challenging/challenged by someone: I'm rusty. Warm up?
When sending out your first Pokemon: Good luck, _____!
Switching out Pokemon: Ouchies. Sorry.
Switching in Pokemon: Your turn, _____.
Win: Ah. A good game it was.
Lose: I did my best, I have no regrets.

lol xDDD nice u guys omg wat is ur signature supposed to mean?

Challenge:OMFG A NINJA ATTACK
When sending out first poke: Get out here already!
Switching out pokemon:I think i made the wrong choice
Switching in:Well i dont have All day for you to come out
Win:WAIT I WON! DO I WIN PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lose:*Plays Dead*



i think i did this wrong lol